these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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