What a fucking waste of an outfit
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
