Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I am spending my child support on dildos
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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