Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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