His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
