I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Are my feet made of real feet?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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