They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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