Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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