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Duck Duck Cougar?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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