he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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