party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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