Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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