eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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