Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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