mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
