Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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