Umm I'm too high to move.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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