Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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