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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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