Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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