he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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