I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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