I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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