We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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