You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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