the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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