nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
fuck your aforementioned shoe
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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