dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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