Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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