problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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