Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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