Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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