Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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