Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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