There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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