But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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