I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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