There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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