You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My bed is full of blood and feathers
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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