So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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