Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
There r osticjed everywhere
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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