I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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