You're so nebulous sometimes
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he was CRYING into my vagina
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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