I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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