I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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