You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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