ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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