I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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