It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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