Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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